Unplug a kid near you and make them go outside and play! These rubber band guns are sure to spark young imaginations. Share the fun you had as a kid with the next generation.
Wish these were around when you were a kid? Well, relive the good old days, but this time, make them better with a semi-automatic rubber band gun! You deserve an upgrade!
Here are your first missions, should you choose to accept them. New intel. suggests boredom is already in route, leaving you 52 minutes. You may select three team members, but it is essential that the third team member be a civilian. You have 30 minutes to recruit your team. As always, should you or any member of your team be caught or shot with a rubber band, The Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Good luck, Ethan (or whatever your name is).
GO SHOOT STUFF!
(WITH RUBBER BANDS)