Top Secret Operations

Secret intel indicates that people everywhere are struggling to get their bottle caps off of their bottles.  Show us your skills on Facebook and Instagram.  #elasticprecision  

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to penetrate boredom at your workplace.  New intel. suggests boredom is already in route, leaving you 52 minutes.  You may select three team members, but it is essential that the third team member be a civilian.  You have 30 minutes to recruit your team.  As always, should you or any member of your team be caught or shot with a rubber band, The Secretary (and probably your boss) will disavow any knowledge of your actions.  This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  Good luck, Ethan (or whatever your name is). SELF-DESTRUCT...